So I was “challenged” by my childhood friend JR for this ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, and I’ve got to say I don’t know why anyone would challenge someone to drink a six pack of Smirnoff Ice, but here we are.

I don’t nominate anyone for this, because if you want to donate, donate… No one should peer pressure you or guilt you into donating.

What? I have too? Okay, fine. I nominate Clubber Lang, Santa Claus, Kepler, and the original JC (Jesus Christ). You have 24 hours to complete, or you must pay 1 BILLION DOLLARS.