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Forget every review of this movie.

Every criticism made about Jurassic World, the 4th (FOURTH) film in the “Jurassic Park Series”, is in all likeliness spot on and valid. But coming from someone who vividly remembers going to see Jurassic Park in the theater with my dad back in the summer of 1993, none of that matters.

Jurassic World is the best big budget B-Movie I’ve seen in a very long time while gleefully triggering my inner 12 year old who just wants to see fucking dinosaurs ripping shit up. While Mad Max: Fury Road could be considered a B-Movie Masterpiece (and probably just a masterpiece in general) Jurassic World gives me everything I could have wanted out of a Jurassic Park sequel, much more so than either The Lost World or Jurassic Park III.

So stop reading reviews, stop analyzing the plot (seriously people re-watch the original and tell me some shit just DOESN’T make sense), and enjoy the hell out of Chris Pratt as the best Veloci-Whisperer of all time.